Because while crazy ex-wives may like to lie, data does not. Especially IP addresses.
What is an IP address?
Glad you asked! Why it’s a unique string of numbers that links your computer to all of your online activity. It’s your computer’s return address. It’s your fingerprint on the internet.
And Maggie’s IP address has been linked to my website 156 times since March 7, 2016.
Yes, that’s right. For at least the last 15 months, this woman has been stalking my website. Let’s take a look at what Maggie likes to read here.
Maggie’s Profile and Viewing History
Maggie: 39-year old Caucasion, divorced, mother of two girls under the age of 10. Upper West Side stay-at-home mom who complains about having to be a stay-at-home mom (so many vacation days, ugh!). Prone to addictions (food, alcohol, attention, competition, social media…you name it!).
Big fan of my blog. Right up there with Bobby. She’s even signed up to my feed:
She’s obsessed with anything and everything I have to say about Bobby:
And, of course, our wedding plans:
She won’t miss a post for anything…
And I think she’s even reading for the advice!
I can’t even feel bad about posting her activity here because she was warned. Twice. Since January. And here’s proof:
I think she needed to memorize it.
Maggie is so pathetically addicted to my posts than when I go silent, she resorts to my Facebook page, desperate for updates:
Maggie, thank you so much. It was delicious smoking you out. But in all seriousness, you need help. Your addiction to social media and obsession with me, Bobby and our lives, is embarrassing. I am constantly embarrassed for you.
Please stop. Or don’t because I really enjoyed writing this. Chomping at the bit for the sequel!