Harder than the Groom

IT’S FINALLY HERE! A review of my top three gowns for our elopement!  All under $500, purchased online, and of course, ideal for the South Asian woman’s hourglass figure. Adrianna Papell | Aubergine This was the first option I selected back in December.  Bobby pressured me to buy something just before New Year’s.  It took […] Read more…

For Kicks and Giggles: Maggie’s Stinky Footprints at ADNY

Because while crazy ex-wives may like to lie, data does not.  Especially IP addresses. What is an IP address? Glad you asked! Why it’s a unique string of numbers that links your computer to all of your online activity.  It’s your computer’s return address. It’s your fingerprint on the internet. And Maggie’s IP address has […] Read more…

Wrongful Discharge Termination

Priya, You are being fired for saying “potato” to a fellow colleague.  It was inappropriate, you made people uncomfortable and you were warned by your manager.  Your termination is effective immediately. By the way, when we say warned by your manager, we mean not at all. Never.  We are completely aware that at no point […] Read more…

Friday Social: Eventbrite Haul

I’ve been publishing like a fiend this week!  Missed them? You can read the posts here and here. I’m keeping this brief.  We’re doing an Eventbrite haul.  Check out the list below for some fun activities, singles and couples alike! Choco-Story New York Brunchyonce Brunch Party at Hotel Chantelle African Economic Forum 2017 – for the […] Read more…

Life Update: Career Development

How many of you LOVE your job?  When you’re shoving fellow commuters to get to the office, is it because you can’t wait for what’s in store today? My guess is no. I’ve spent the last six years working as an administrative professional in the for-profit sector.  Not only am I in a completely different industry […] Read more…

Friday Social: Take a Trip Down Memory Lane

A long time ago, when we were both married to other people, Bobby almost kissed me. Bobby and I were less than acquaintances back then, not even at chit-chat stage.  It happened late one night when we arrived in the elevator bank simultaneously.  When he approached me and I said hello, my breath wreaked of […] Read more…

RE-POST: Baby Mamas and the Lies They Like to Tell

Originally published in January 2017, I removed the post because I thought the liar learned her lesson. She didn’t. So it’s back to stay.  Hope you like the new art work!  Bobby’s ex-wife is a pain in the ass.  Picture every stereotype you might have about an ex and that would be her. White, sorority […] Read more…

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